A husband asks his wife,
"You never argue when I get mad at you.
   How do you always control your anger?"

"I clean the toilet," she replies.
"How does that help?" he asks.

丈夫問他的妻子
:
「當我惹惱妳的時候,妳從不爭吵。」
「妳是怎麼控制自己的怒氣呢
?
她回答
:「我去清洗廁所。」
他問
:「那有何幫助?

 

"I use your toothbrush."
「我用你的牙刷 !」